I have located the "Fifth Beatle."
God help and breed us all.
Or possibly the "Fifth Beetle."
Ok, ok, it's just a damn beetle and a fifth, but it's pretty cool anyway (in a creepy sort of way):
The product page (which I will not link to, out of a general courtesy to Humankind) proudly declares, "Each bottle of Absinthe Beetle contains giant beetle Eurycantha horrida also known as Spiny Devil Walkingstick."
With words like "horrida" and "devil walkingstick" being thrown around, how can anyone resist the urge to purchase this product immediately, and then just as immediately pour it right down the drain?
God help and breed us all.
